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i really want to break in my new blog with a substantial post. i've tried a couple of times. but one-handed left-handed typing sucks real hard. one-handed left-handed everything sucks hard. i hate focusing exclusively on the unpleasantness of my convalescence period, but it's exceptionally frustrating when getting dressed is the biggest challenge of the day with going to the bathroom following close on its heels.

all this unproductive sitting gives me lots of time for thinkin' big thoughts. dammit, my creativity demands two hands!